Yes...another True Bride Mode Request

Hello. I've sent PM's to @Comcast_John and @Comcast_Michael, but haven't had any luck getting a response. Just like others have said, calling is zero help at all: "No I don't want to buy a static IP. No, you can set my router in bridge mode without a static IP, I promise."

Sigh.

Anyone know anyone else I can contact about making this happen?